... and the demented
Gilligan: "I think I have man hands. Girls want these inside of them."
Gilligan: "Twig arms wanted to finger me."
(to Mary Ann): Why don't you stop paying attention to your boyfriend at home and start paying attention to your wife on this trip? I'm the one giving you the BJs."
"You don't swallow?"
"No, I don't swallow and I'm not going."
"Well, you'd swallow my cum, right?"
"I'd drink your cum everyday like a refreshing beverage?"
"Have a good evening!"
"At my age a good evening means having a good bowel movement."
(to a fisherman): "If you catch a fish I'll suck your dick."
"Ginger wants me to be a lesbian."
"You can't be a lesbian because you don't like to lick pussy."
"That's right. And I like dick."