From: Gilligan
To: Mary Ann
Subject: McDonald's = Death Farts
Even though 'the Skipper' ate a hotdog, we stopped at The Golden Arches and got 2 double cheeseburgers, 2 regular cheeseburgers, and 2 large fries. I swear to fucking God he nearly killed me! I forgot that he had eaten a big egg salad sandwich before we met you too! Nasty!