Mary Ann: "Savage, could you feed us? We can make cocktails."
Savage: "I like to eat and I like when people make cocktails. Now I'm hungry and want to go bird watching."
Gilligan: "You guys can eat, drink and look at the birds in my brain."
Mary Ann: "This time we won't have pussy drama."
Gilligan: "Speak for yourself."
Savage: "You guys pick a time and I'll think about the grub."
Mary Ann: "Fish Tacos!"
Savage: "What's with the fish tacos?"
Gilligan: "She's talking about our vaginas."
Savage: "Guess my dirty mind has gone rusty."
Mary Ann: "Yes, I was talking about our vaginas. Savage, you're such a prude!"
Savage: "Prude is relative. Next to you two I'm the friggin' church lady! A man in drag?

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